No way does a fat old fellow have the logistics to distribute a billion presents in one night. Angels handle that work. And when the angels are overwhelmed? They bring in the demons...
Why dig a ditch? Some do it for money, some for love. A few do it for crime, many more as punishment, most as a zoning requirement. Now meet the men who dig ditches for glory...
Rage beats Love. Tranquility beats Rage. But if you’re playing at the Chinese imperial court, you can’t draw Tranquility. No one can. It’s too heavy...